Opening Ceremony Curly Lamb Fur Wedge Booties

October 10, 2010 • By Erika

The next time you’re having a bad hair day, find some consolation from something experiencing the same thing – the Opening Ceremony Curly Lamb Fur Wedge Booties:

And you thought keeping UGG boots clean and dry was difficult. Imagine getting these wet – you’d be trying to comb nats out of the curly hair for days. And let’s not even talk about how they’re going to smell. Even if they were fresh out of the box, odor-causing bacteria would be drawn to that long, curly hair like a magnet especially once dirty street water gets splashed on these boots.

That leaves us with fewer options on where to wear these. So if you’re not a celebrity who gets to go to awesome events and is photographed all the time, where exactly can you wear the Opening Ceremony Curly Lamb Fur Wedge Booties? To the mall? To a house party? All too boring. These boots are meant to get A LOT of attention and in order to get that, A LOT of people are needed. There are a lot of people out on the street but… that just brings us back to the dirt, street water and natty hair dilemma in the previous paragraph.

Sigh. As many problems wearing these boots present, natty hair and smelly feet are the least of your worries. These boots are actually made of faux fur but the whopping $554.00 price tag on these reads as if they were real. And get this – these are selling fast and selling out everywhere. Shopbop has replenished their stock recently but as of writing, only one pair is left.